甜品 by Leung Ching Yau Alex
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
Are you flying with MJN Air?
SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT
"and when I'm not with you, I know that it's true,
that I'd rather be anywhere but here without you."
Dean: what. what’s wrong with that. Right, so he’s always had maple syrup before. So what. He must obviously love his maple syrup. But! But, Sam! What if one day he woke up and there was really sweet, juicy strawberry syrup right there in front of him! And maybe at first he was like ‘nAW, I TOTALLY DON’T DIG THAT’ but then. It hAPPENS, Sammy. And mAYBE, MAYBE HE THOUGHT HE MIGHT WANT THAT STRAWBERRY SYRUP, SAmme. MAYBE HE’S HAD MAPLE SYRUP ALL HIS LIFE BUT NOW HE FINDS OUT HE REALLY LIKES THE STRAWBERRY SYRUP. MAYBE HE ALWAYS LIKED THE STRAWBERRY SYRUP ALL ALONG BUT WAS TOO AFRAID TO TRY IT OUT. WHAT’S WRONG WITH WANTING BOTH SYRUPS SAMEY
Sam: Dean why r u getting all worked up over syrup
Dean: W AHT IF HE FELL IN LOVE WHI T A BOTTLOE OF STRAWBR REY SRYUP S AM Ey
Dean: I mean, what if one day the strawberry syrup just raised him from breakfast perdition, without him asking or anything Samey, & he realized the strawberry syrup had these eyes that were the bluest blue to ever blue & this sexy gruff voice, & he fought alongside the syrup & fell in love with the strawberry syrup and…
Favorite Movies: Frozen (2013)
ONE LESS DAY ‘TIL ZURICH
Oh, Carolyn’s in for a treat:
As she happily pulls up a seat,
To watch Douglas sweat
No, she can’t lose the bet -
Either way, she will win, so it’s neat!
I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.
i’ve been looking for this post my entire life
you put it in words
I relate to this so much.
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
-I no longer communicate with my twin and am extremely disappointed I can’t pull this off on him.
y’all might start talking again if you slap his bitchass